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It seems my Grandson has found himself in a bit of trouble.

It seems my Grandson has found himself in a bit of trouble.

In my line of work, it’s always good to mix business with pleasure.

In my line of work, it’s always good to mix business with pleasure.

What do you do to the third starter pokemon?

Anonymous

Are you familiar with the term euthenization? Because nobody wants Bulbasaur. Nobody.

I Hope My Bowels Are Alright

It feels like an Onix just crawled out my ass!

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Well, as a Pokemon professor, I think I would be most intrested in visiting Ash’s mother’s pants.

Hello there! My name is Professor Samuel Oak! That's right! PhD in Pokemon motherfuckers! I'm the only man in the world besides Mario who's eyebrows don't match his hair! I also have a grandson...err...what was his name again? Oh yes that's right! Gary Motherfucking Oak! Anyways, I work in my laboratory in Pallet Town where I research Pokemon. That's right, all 151 of them! I'm also the inventor of the incredible Pokedex, a device that works as a mobile Wikipedia for Pokemon, except you have to fill it in yourself! Brilliant! I thought I would join in on this internet craze you kids are raging about these days so forgive me if I'm a bit behind. You kids still play with your Game Boy Colors, right? In any case, I would love to answer any questions that you might have about the Pokemon world or of my personal life as the most bad-ass professor on the planet, so please, ask away!

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